anchor tongue

This girl in the library has been talking about teeth for half an hour and I do not care she is so cute. She looks like the boy that helps Bran and dies outside the tree but a model


filling up with unleaded 91, wondering when they’ll roll out unleaded ‘14, probably just on the new pumps.


you know how they say “the thing you do when you procrastinate  is what you actually should be doing” or whatever?

well today i read post-colonial critiques of my brilliant career while i was in teaching class and it turns out the thing i should actually be doing is just what i was doing last year. 


my life update is that i was not adequately prepared for life and today i thought about buying a book called Why “A” students work for “C” students (and why “B” students work for the government)


real-faker:

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television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

excuse me. it is funny because of the OC episode where marissa shoots trey are you serious? is this seriously funny without that reference?

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)


do you think the person who played baby freddie mercury  in the film clip for its a miracle ever pulls that out now? “i played baby freddie mercury  in the Its a miracle film clip?” ORRRR the guy who was baby roger taylor? man i want to meet them i hope they are TERRIBLY normal


i’m halfway through miles franklin’s my brilliant career and this is my review

stop reading books from the olden days cos everyone was just a racist fuckknuckle,  even Miles ‘literary award’ Franklin. also i don’t think it is very good and also i get that authors are pretty self indulgent but one thing that stops me from writing a lot of the stuff i think about writing is that i don’t want to be that self inulgent, but old miles really just GOES FOR IT review pending completion of novel thankyou


a post about tv ads
the south cape feta cheese one that says “tickle and spices”. a google search confirmed for me that tickle isn’t a thing, tickle and spices isn’t a thing. 
the juicer that doesn’t make juice it makes super-charged nutri-blast
the k-fry ad about when youre doing nothing aren’t you really doing somethingnothingeatachicken
beeeee chooooossssiiiiiiiiiiiii
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a post about tv ads

  • the south cape feta cheese one that says “tickle and spices”. a google search confirmed for me that tickle isn’t a thing, tickle and spices isn’t a thing. 
  • the juicer that doesn’t make juice it makes super-charged nutri-blast
  • the k-fry ad about when youre doing nothing aren’t you really doing somethingnothingeatachicken
  • beeeee chooooossssiiiiiiiiiiiii