reallyreallyreallytrying:

Fig. 1: Sample graph from the Post-Countdown Statistical Analysis Featurette I wrote about triple j’s Hottest 100.

this was excellent.

avantnous:

BRANDO! You are missed! By this guy, and me (and everyone else) (Taken with instagram)

home tomorrow! your new place looks dreamy veegates. god that mustache is great. ONE SLEEP TO GO!!!

serena williams sung three songs at ben’s karaoke last night. her mum did whitney houston. 

eh maybe i am competitive.

after realising i can’t relate to a totally ambitious, competitive and motivated person.

luckily, I’m spiteful:

“I’LL BECOME HAPPIER WITHOUT YOUR HELP, GRETCHEN RUB-IT-IN.”

(via cuntbarf)

definitely yelled this out on brunswick st last night.

(via cuntbarf)

A: “Marty what are you doing?”

M: “I’ve just been chilling with my new friend Zoe. Seeya Zoe!”

Z: “ARGHH SHUTTUPPPP.”

M: “Happy New Year!”

“DON’T THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHO I USED TO THINK I WAS?”

Lavina, 2012

avantnous:

Part 2 (Taken with instagram)

i definitely just looked at this and was all ‘WHO IS THAT OUT OF CONTROL DARK HANDSOME BABE. OH WAIT IT”S MY BOYFRIEND. WITH A HAIRCUT.’ can’t wait to touch it. hnnngggg. 

ATTN MELBOURNE TUMBLRRRSSS:

this out of control babe needs a home. she’s clean and quiet and really funny and the look on her face above is FAUX stern. she’s not even real stern. i’m vouching 100% cos she’s my BFF and if you aren’t happy with your new housemate, i’ll eat my blog! 

message me! 

good morning.