January 2012
25 posts
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losing interest in 'the happiness project'...
after realising i can’t relate to a totally ambitious, competitive and motivated person.
luckily, I’m spiteful:
“I’LL BECOME HAPPIER WITHOUT YOUR HELP, GRETCHEN RUB-IT-IN.”
whilst leaving the brunno...
A: “Marty what are you doing?”
M: “I’ve just been chilling with my new friend Zoe. Seeya Zoe!”
Z: “ARGHH SHUTTUPPPP.”
M: “Happy New Year!”
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whilst walking into rics...
“DON’T THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHO I USED TO THINK I WAS?”
Lavina, 2012
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only drug dealers and property developers answer the phone by just saying ‘yep.’
ah piss i meant to do that privately.
reallyreallyreallytrying asked: Absolutely
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1 more week in brisbane
i cannot wait to fucking pimp our new apartment.
2012 is the year of making it rain, acting like you have bank, and for me, being the cleanest, most adult myself ever.
i bought ‘the happiness project’ today after reading the beginning at a friends house yesterday, so i guess 23 is the age when you start buying self-help books
i definitely want to live in this city again. i never...
December 2011
6 posts
BOYCOTT RACIST CABDRIVERS
i just got in a cab and the driver was lamenting the lack of fares due to driving competition: ‘if all the indians went home for christmas they wouldnt get back in thanks to kevin rudds law’.
so when i stopped at the servo to change my $100 dollar bill (christmas moneys) i requested a new cab with a driver ‘who isn’t a racist fuckwit’.
got driven home by somalian...
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October 2011
66 posts
tumblr gives a whole new meaning to dashboard...
(it’s a big night for punk/emo/hardcore jokes on my blog)
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sunday afternoon...
tom, wie gehts, and me are sitting in the lounge listening to megan fox fanfic. they only just starting sexing and its been on for like half an hour.
american pillowcases are idiots.
"STUDY SHOWS: PEOPLE WHO TAKE THEIR LAPTOPS TO BED...
… is a headline i wouldn’t be suprised by..
HOW HARD would it be to be the people on workout equipment ads? you have to smile while being in heaps of abdominal core pain.
there should be a function on tumblr where you can’t log in if you have assessment pending. your posts are without exception going to be a terrible commentary on whatever you’re doing instead of studying.