i just got in a cab and the driver was lamenting the lack of fares due to driving competition: ‘if all the indians went home for christmas they wouldnt get back in thanks to kevin rudds law’.

so when i stopped at the servo to change my $100 dollar bill (christmas moneys) i requested a new cab with a driver ‘who isn’t a racist fuckwit’.

got driven home by somalian professional basketball player. win.